Saturday, February 7, 2009

From Elliot Jones

Maybe you could explain something to me. Billboards advertising your birthday have been posted along Interstate 95 in Florida. I can understand that but they are the automated type that alternate from one sign to another. First there is a picture with a large birthday cake -- and I mean large -- with "Happy Birthday Jim" on it. Then the sign changes to one showing you in a bathing suit flexing large arm muscles with a lot of admiring women standing around. The caption is "65 and very alive."

I do wish you a happy birthday. Yet you are making we younger but-less-fit guys look bad. So please let us know what it is you are doing to maintain your years not just in style, but in raw sexiness!

Elliott

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